中国人的方言梗，究竟能有多好玩？
前有宜家方言文案专治水土不服；
后有五菱玩坏“渣渣灰”&“东北银”；
而最近，帆布包界也刮起了方言风——
要问谁先动的手（开的口）？
山东人民举起了手????
什么意思呢？
于是很快，更多城市版“We say 文案”出现了——
【四川版】
In Sichuan
We don't say "I love you"
We say“鸳鸯锅就鸳鸯锅吧”
And I think that's more than love
【武汉版】
In Wuhan
We don't ask
"Everything ok with you ?"
We say“你是么板眼啊？”
And I think that's beautiful
【新疆版】
In Xinjiang
We don't say
"Let's meet at café this noon"
We say“两份中辣鸡炒 酸芹对半”
And I think that's beautiful
【江西版】
In Jiangxi
We don't say "I love you"
We say“微辣就微辣吧”
And I think that's more than love
【北京版】
In Beijing
We don't say
"I want to order please"
We say“服圆儿”
And I think that's beautiful
In Guangdong
We don't say
"I want to order please"
We say“唔要纸巾”
And I think that's beautiful
有没有广东的朋友帮忙解释下？
In Zhuji
We don't say
"You're cute"
We say“甜渣囡囡”
And I think that's beautiful
In Shanghai
We don't say
"Fxxk you"
We say“内伊组特”
And I think that's beautiful
In Shaaxi
We don't say
"You're cute"
We say“你这个吃屎娃”
And I think that's beautiful
In Fujian
We don't say
"It's delicious"
We say“可以吃到食物的原汁原味”
And I think that's beautiful
一些生活经历，也同样可以写成“We say文学”：
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